Last Night Was....Today is OMG

Last night was:

Yummy cheap Mexican dinner and strong jumbo margarita
Good convo with an old friend
receiving good news
spilt beer on the bar
making eyes with the hot bartender thats on layaway
starting down an Asian as he talks stocks and bonds
playing bar games and picking tones from the jukebox
leaning my boobs on the DJ while requesting favorite songs from high school
another spilt beer
drunken kissing in the walk in cooler with hot bartender
drunken arguing with old friend
kicking down my chair and delayed reaction to dropped chair
scoring hot bartender's number
more fighting with friend
a struggle to open my door and walk
a very long tipsy drive home
an ambush of crazy once home
a fight of balance
a showing of courage and guts
about giving unexpected favors
a drunk lap dance
falling asleep before the guest left
waking up knowing I was ok and happy!

Today I am flying off the handle at work. I have killer cramps and I've cried twice because I am on a total sugar high from a drink called Funcion: Alternative Energy....needless to say I'm shaking hot and all sorts of crazy right now. I can't focus and I'm having a total sugar high...not good at all!!!